那些年的神帖收录

# $\Large\text{注：按每行第一帖时间升序排序}$ ## $\Large\text{另注：请记得随手留赞吖！！！}$ ### （说句闲话，成为神帖是有一定标准的，像[这样](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109044)、[这样](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/124218)、[这样](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/132138)的大家慎重推荐吖！另外请随时提醒失效链接~） #### [疑似现存最老帖](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/5) #### [他知道的太多了](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/2496) #### [厉害了我的谷](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/7899) #### [你欠洛谷多少钱（其实不够完善）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/8970) #### [我先致远为敬](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/9830) #### [成为别人梦中人](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/10247) #### [思 路 清 晰 加 强 理 解](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/10495) #### [你永远\*不醒一个用\*接\*的人](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/11550) #### [浴谷身份成谜](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/15176) #### [《幽默报》，看看人家！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/15218)，[2](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/18022)，[3](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/19076)，[4](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/20071) #### [必须支持！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/17954) #### [现存最早空标题帖](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/19886) #### [好一把洛阳铲，自愧不如](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/30048) #### [过 于 正 义](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/33314) #### [嚣张的游戏编写学习者](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/33644) #### [也是个画风清奇的小学生](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/36305) #### [现存最早团队宣传帖，活下来也是个奇迹](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/39272) #### [《今日说法》&&层数最大帖](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/39851)，[新地址在此](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/50442) #### [看看我找到了谁](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/42047)，[再看看这又是谁](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/48862)·^v·^ #### [2018世界杯讨论帖，却有资格进入这里](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/45953) #### [我想要一台……](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/46002)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/50243)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/50245)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/95384)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/45723)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/110086)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/119616) #### [两眼泪汪汪，窥镜自视，又弗如远甚](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/48440) #### [简易控制台画板，为开源点赞！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/48976) #### [算法娘化那些事](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/50771) #### [不考虑bug，倒是有些意思](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/50833)，[结果就是bugQwQ](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/52517) #### [老段子翻新](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/51010) #### [《光环》讨论帖，跟神帖不沾边，一点私心罢](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/51841) #### [权当对排序算法的普及了……](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/52488) #### [正义的举报抄袭者们，模范在这里](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/52536) #### [文文新闻——应CZDL](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/52654) #### [算法娘化×3.5篇](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/53160) #### [CCF抄题啦！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/53431) #### [Slay.one专用讨论帖，防止占用过多版面——by CZ，滋瓷！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/53896)（[疑为诱因](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/53871)） #### [V家提供补全程序题](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/54680) #### [第一个对云南省选提出质疑](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/57207) #### [我还干过这么无聊的事？！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/60140)[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/60318)[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/61176) #### [洛谷将会臭名昭著](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/61884) #### [NOIP考纲遭泄露](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/67565) #### [把我的帐号废了吧！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/75049) #### [蜜汁笑话帖（存在即笑话系列）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/75072) #### [史上最皮机惨（此类首帖，故收录，后模仿者不计）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/76484) #### [现唯一在更OI小说（你说什么竞什么座？）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/79362) #### [洛谷评测机成精案](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/80392) #### [当机惨者有了文采](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/87884) #### [再次刷新我谷最惨Jc记录的机惨](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/89910) #### [硬核提问&硬核查错](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/91134) #### [冬日绘板标志性涂鸦（1/2）：1\*\*\*\*\*\*7](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show?postid=91674) #### [冬日绘板标志性涂鸦（2/2）：Luogu 3.0变Luogu 4.0](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/91688) #### [自动AC机？](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/92976) #### [对于表白求助的硬核回应](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/93120) #### [新概念Jc：膜不死你，就Jc死你](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/93232) #### [学科冷笑话](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/94554) #### [证明镁的活动性比锌强的两种方法](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/94852) #### [天上掉下个最优解](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/95512) #### [C++怎么求反对数](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/99088) #### [我就搞不懂你们为什么要装弱](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/104980)，[我也搞不懂](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109255)，[他也搞不懂](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109256)，[还有一个搞不懂的](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109269)。[但他不太一样](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109275)，[他则紧跟前者](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109284)。[后来他返璞归真](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109288) #### [贵房真乱](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/106207) #### [@出了好多神仙](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109110) #### [真的猛士，敢于强行和memse0讲自己的道理](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109118) #### [被女票发现用洛谷？不，是被我们发现有女票，找死！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109303) #### [清北食堂怎么样](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109455) #### [kkk：哪那么多girlfriend](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/109952) #### [又一“C++一行实现”系列](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/112808) #### [kkk的语（ru）录（ma）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/114483) #### [惨无人道的蔡徐坤辱骂事件](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/115062) #### [第一次知道此破博客竟然有读者QwQ](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/115119) #### [洛谷肆意玩弄他人生命](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/115688) #### [好开心，看他多聪明](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/115725) #### [有趣的C语言问题](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/119724) #### [为什么2018TG……](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/119756) #### [我一定能找到这个帖子的含义，哪怕问遍每一个网友](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/119763) #### [蜜汁回复破百的水帖](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/119853) #### [先天下之忧而忧，“可歌可惜”](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/121785) #### [广告账号，不知道从哪开始吐槽](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/121795) #### [星空花火](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/122133) #### [洛谷培育虚拟偶像曝光](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/124287) #### [NOIp爆零怎么办](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/126165) #### [kkk欺负人](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/126366) #### [坐标收到，打击准备！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/126469) #### [百度民科风评被害](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/129501) #### [有空去玩玩，比逛什么“神帖收录”有意思多了](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/135638)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/135990)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/136034)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/136053)，[+1](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143678) #### [深得暴力思想精髓](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/136146) ### [关于“平衡树”（增大标题等级以示尊敬，新一代神帖标杆）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/137272) #### [我也想要一台1TRAM的电脑](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/139093) #### [骗分真的有害智商！](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/139826) #### [作为一名光荣而精分的CSPer](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/141708) #### [记一次OI与生竞的失败联动](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/142557) #### [本人小学，初学OI](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/142673) #### [知识是公有的](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/142683) #### [（行为）艺术无国界](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143036) #### [兼职好站长](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143127) #### [辽宁省省会其实是大连](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143255) #### [爱因斯坦：不要你觉得，要我觉得](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143512) #### [挺严肃的本来，成大型爆照现场](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143682) #### [适时的一铲](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143720) #### [动态算法完美解决NPC？](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/144560) #### [发现一个记忆清除失败的D级](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/144666) #### [把人看饿了](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/146083) #### [可能正被信息老师暗恋](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/148304) #### [洛谷醒醒，收函了](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/148468) #### [调戏党大胜利](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/150331) #### [语 文 带 佬](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/152111) #### [猎手与猎物](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/152361) #### [这算不算提前一天占坑行为](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/155225) #### [某知名搜索引擎url竟是洛咕子域](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/160214) #### [为人民直言进谏，这才是正义（迫真）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/161007) #### [第一次看到，我也震惊了](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/164285) # ————————管理区———————— #### [带 头 作 案](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/11) #### [中国足球其实很强的](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/73) #### [完全不知道是什么意思并顺手考了个古](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/318) #### [算欧算非？](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/396) #### [但最后的赢家是洛咕](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/518) #### [亮点在后面](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/697) #### [想象力一定要丰富](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/720) #### [大家一起问候它](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/732) #### [希丰展？用MD](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/893) #### [意见箱的正确使用方法](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/972) #### [可爱3k语出惊人【非管理发帖】](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/986) #### [还有多少人记得这个帖子](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1018) #### [帖号不错](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1023) #### [中国化学第一人：赵明毅](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1035) #### [好，有证据证明图床维护更新过了（考古记得保持队形哦）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1099) #### [又一爆照案件](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1414) #### [不太好吐槽](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1152) #### [精美工艺品](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1220) #### [无意间找到对“取消灌水区”党的有力武器](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1242) #### [站外广告惨遭支持](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1250) #### [不算神帖，但只找到这一个ta发的帖子……](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/1273) #### [你们要负ze任的](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/4356) #### [还在这边无痛呻吟](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/4777) #### [成为自己最看不起的人](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/5897) #### [管理也可以这么惨](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/33325) #### [好酸啊，不过还是要再来一铲](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/45266) #### [亮点99楼](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/58734) #### [@memset0](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/120731) #### [冷静的提醒【非管理发帖】](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/143747) #### [亲自警（威）告（胁）](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/149834) #### [“如果合身”……【非管理发帖】](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/150688) #### [站在树枝锯树杈[手动滑稽]【非管理发帖】](https://www.luogu.org/discuss/show/164097)