【水】论如何快速打字

水水水，以下是每日趣事：

（整理博客 ing）

突然想起了搜狗输入法的打字速度统计，然后被告知我边摸边打字，29字/min 居然被诊断为「超慢」？我这暴脾气！于是就决定开始和搜狗 battle（只统计中文，不能统计英文输入）。然后我的文章写着写着就开始不对劲了起来（这一段开头时开始的 battle）：

然后获得了一个好成绩：

获得了「较快」的诊断。exm？？这也只是算较快…看了一眼测速表，居然最高档是 300字/min，这真的是正常人打正常汉字的打字速度？

然后为了证明自己是真男棱，于是我就在写这篇水文的时候：

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于是：

然后我又试了试：

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这…恕我直言…这可能需要单身好几世才能换来这种手速吧。